"I can't believe that its NOT parsed mail!" — Jake
"Mail that I can control is the best mail!" — Jake
"My friends always accuse me of being difficult, for 'using weird email domains like cock.li' but now, with jakes-mail.top everyone thinks I that I am really smart and really cool!" — Jake
"Fuck Epik. Fuck their mandatory opt-out F2A so I can't update one of my domains anymore."